开心一刻:隔壁老张两口子在吵架,过去问他们是不是休息了....

老张和隔壁正在争吵。在过去,他们问他们是否休息并发生争吵。老张的妻子:我今天出去和他一起去购物。他主动帮我拿包,让我开心。但是当我想买东西时,我找不到它。我没拿起电话。当我回到家时,我发现他在家里睡觉。它是。等等.这是一个好主意,我学到了一个技巧。

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我的男朋友喝得太多,回来后不停地说话.然后我用眼睛看着我。 “宝贝,你不知道我的心是你们所有人。我不知道如何表达我对你的爱,但你经常我生气,你是个混蛋。”聆听前方是非常悦耳的。我怒气冲冲,拿起我的胳膊是一巴掌,谁知道我真的吐了,喷我。

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我和妻子一起去餐厅吃饭。我有一种奇思妙想,偷偷地问她是不是想吃饭,她紧张而兴奋地点点头。因此,我没有注意甩掉她的一些头发并把它扔进汤里。更不用说,这是非常有效的。店主看到我被我的妻子殴打并且很血腥。我不敢收钱。

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我永远不会忘记在幼儿园时发生在我身上的奇怪事情。那天我发烧了39度。幼儿园老师告诉我爸爸接我去医院。我上幼儿园后,他脱掉衣服,赶紧冲向我。但他实际上把孩子抱在我面前说:“儿子不害怕,爸爸在这儿!”但孩子是邻居王阿姨家的儿子.

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A professor always loses three forgetting four, not losing his glasses case, or losing his cane. Especially the umbrella, his wife had to buy him for almost every month. The professor made a secret decision and decided to be more careful in the future. One day, the professor went out in the morning and came back in the afternoon. He said to his wife proudly: "Hey, Tao Lesai, I haven’t lost anything today, I brought the umbrella back!" He said, he showed an umbrella. "Oh, you are a careless person, you didn't go out with an umbrella today!"

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